Benefits of Aging

12 benefits of knowing that aging is a full time job

1.    No one expects you to run, anywhere.

2.    People call at 9:00pm and ask, “did I wake you up?”

3.    Things bought now don’t wear out.

4.    It’s okay to eat dessert first.

5.    Speed limits are no longer a challenge.

6.    No longer is there a need to hold your stomach in, ever.

7.    It’s possible to live without sex, but not without your glasses.

8.    A lifetime investment in health insurance is finally paying off.

9.    Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the  weather bureau.

10.Secrets are safe with friends because they can’t remember them either.

11.It’s best to be who you want to be.

12.Your stories as more interesting, more informative, and of higher quality.

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